What a Concept!!

The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).

These Southern boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:
1.) The season opened today.
2.) There is no limit.
3.) They taste just like chicken.
4.) They don't like beer.
5.) They don't like pickups.
6.) They don't like country music.
7.) They don't like Jesus at all!
8.) They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
RedNeck Special Force

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

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