The Pink Convertible
was a small town and the
patrolman was making his evening rounds. As he was checking a used car
lot, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car. He
stopped and asked them why they were sitting there in the car.
- Were they trying to steal it?
- "Heavens no, we bought it."
- "Then why don't you drive it away."
- "We can't drive."
- "Then why did you buy it?"
- "We were told that if we bought a used car here we'd get screwed ...
so we're just waiting.
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