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Ex-girlfriend

This morning I received a phone call from a gorgeousex-girlfriend who called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was stillaround.

We lost track of time, chatting about the wild,
romantic times we used to enjoy together.

I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "old magic."

"Wow!"  I was flabbergasted.

"I don't know if I could keep pace with you now," I said, "I'm a bit older and a bit grayer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have."

She just giggled and said she was sure I would "rise to the challenge."

"Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days!  Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!"

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly.

She teased me saying that tubby gray haired older men were cute,
and she was sure e I would still be a great lover.

Anyway, she giggled, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"

So I told her to buzz off.

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