JUMPING ON THE BED
A woman was at home, happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight.
She was stark naked and looking at herself in a full length mirror as she jumped up and down on the bed.
Then, her husband walked in. He stood, watching her for a while, then asked, "What's the matter with you?
Are you crazy, woman? Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look?"
The woman continued to bounce on the bed and replied, "I don't care! I just came from having a mammogram, and the doctor said that I have the breasts of an 18-year-old."
The husband smirked and then asked, "What did he say about your 56-year-old ass?"
"Your name never came up," she replied.
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