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LITTLE RALPHY ON MATH

 A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?'

She calls on little Ralphy. 

He replies, 'None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.'

The teacher replies, 'The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.'

Then little RALPHY says, 'I have a question for YOU. 

Which one is married?'

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, 'Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.'

To which Little RALPHY replied,

'The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on,'

but I like your thinking.' 

LITTLE RALPHY ON MATH (Part 2) 

Little RALPHY returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. 

'Why?' asks the father?

'The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3,'' I said '6', replies RALPHY.  

'But that's right!' says his dad.

'Yeah, but then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'' 

'What's the fuckin' difference?' asks the father.  

'That's what I said!' 

LITTLE RALPHY ON ENGLISH

Little RALPHY goes to school, and the teacher says, 'Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class.  Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?' 

RALPHY says 'Mas-tur-bate.' 

Miss Rogers smiles and says, 'Wow, little RALPHY, that's a mouthful.' 

Little RALPHY says, 'No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob.' 

LITTLE RALPHY ON GRAMMAR 

Little RALPHY was sitting in class one day.  All of a sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom.  He yelled out, 'Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!' 

The teacher replied, 'Now, RALPHY, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation.  The correct word you want to use is 'urinate.' Please use the word 'ur-i-nate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go.' 

Little RALPHY, thinks for a bit, and then says, 'You're an eight, but if you had bigger tits, you'd be a TEN!' 

LITTLE RALPHY ON GRAMMAR (Part 2) 

One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word 'beautiful' in the same sentence twice.  

First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, 'My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it.' 

'Very good, Suzie,' replied the teacher.  

She then called on little Michael.  'My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully.' 

She said, 'Excellent, Michael!' 

Then the teacher reluctantly called on little RALPHY........  

'Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said 'Beautiful, just fuckin' beautiful!'' 

LITTLE RALPHY ON GETTING OLDER 

Little RALPHY was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.  

After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, 'Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you.  It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat.' 

Little RALPHY replied, 'My grandfather lived to be 107 years old.' 

The man asked, 'Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?' Little RALPHY answered, 'No, he minded his own f.......  business.  

I LOVE Little RALPHY

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