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Questions to ponder

 Can you cry under water? 

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How important does a person have to be before they are considered

 assassinated instead of just murdered?

 
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 Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your

 thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

 
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 Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried

 in for eternity?

 
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 Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

 
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 What disease did cured ham actually have?

 
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 How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a

 good idea to put wheels on luggage?

 
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 Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like

 every two hours?

 
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 If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

 
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 Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

 
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 Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars

 to look at things on the ground?

 
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 Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you

 naked anyway.

 
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 Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

 
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 Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible

 crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

 
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 If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

 
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 Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

 
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 If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why

 can't he fix a hole in a boat?

 
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 Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both

 dogs!

 
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 If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he

 just buy dinner?

 
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 If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,

 what is baby oil made from?

 
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 If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

 
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 Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

 
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 Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

 
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 Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call

 it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

 
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 Do you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you,

 but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?

  

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