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Subject: 60+

Q: Where can women over the age of 60+ find young, sexy men, who are interested in them? 
A: Try a bookstore under fiction
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
 A: Keep busy.  If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.  When you are done you will have a place to live. 
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband? 
A: Tell him you're pregnant. 
Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror? 
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses. 
Q: Why should 60+ year old people use valet parking? 
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car. 
Q: Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage? 
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem. 
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly? 
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon. 
Q: Where do 60+ year olds look for fashionable glasses? 
A: Their foreheads. 
Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ year olds when they enter antique stores? 
A: "I remember these."

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