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Three Little Pigs

Three little pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came to take their drink order.
"I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy.
"I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy.
"I want water. Lots and lots of water," said the third little piggy.
The drinks were brought out and the waiter takes their orders for dinner.
"I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy.
"I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy.
"I want water. Lots and lots of water," said the third little piggy.
The meals were brought out and awhile later, the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.
"I want a banana split," said the first piggy.
"I want a root beer float," said the second piggy.
"I want water. Lots and lots of water," exclaimed the third little piggy.

"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggy, "but why have you only ordered water all evening?"

The third piggy says, "Well, somebody has to go wee, wee, wee all the way home!"

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