Work or Pleasure??
The Commanding Officer of a Regiment in the United States Marines was about to start the morning briefing to his staff and Battalion and Company Commanders.
While waiting for the coffee machine to finish it's brewing, he decided to pose a question to all assembled.
He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep.
He posed the question of just how much of sex was "work" and how much of it was "pleasure"?
The X.O. chimed in with 75% vs. 25% in favor of work.
A Captain said it was 50 - 50%.
The Colonel's Aide, a Lt., responded with a 25-75% in favor of pleasure, depending on his state of "inebriation" at the time.
There being no consensus, the Colonel turned to the "PFC" who was in charge of making the coffee.
What was "HIS" opinion?
With no hesitation, the very young "PFC" responded: "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure".
The Colonel was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why?
"Well, Sir" began the PFC, "If there was any work involved, the "Officers" would have me doing it for them."
The room fell silent.
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