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Amish & Muslim

An Amish farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.

The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.

This translates:
Don't drink the water; the cows have shit in it."

The man shouts back: "I am a Muslim and I don't understand.  Please speak in English."

The Amish man says: "Use two hands; you'll get more."

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